True Friendship

So I got this from a very dear friend of mine on my MySpace. I am so sleep deprived and out of it, that I'm not even going to try and type out my own thoughts. I thought this was cute, and sometimes so true. It's those good friends we have the know when we need love, and they know when we need a kick in the pants. Hope you get a chuckle or a laugh :)

True Friendship Is None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.


You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.



1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting
something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about
it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be
until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you
are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your
clumsiness.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.



Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth